10) My mommy isn't as stoopid as my Daddy! I fink dat bof of dem are pwitty dumb, but I fink dat between da two of dem, Mommy is da most smart...sowwy dad!
9) My mommy wikes to yewl at my Daddy. I wike to fink she does dis to keep him in line. Dat way he will do her bidding or somefing. ( I weawly fink it is starting to work!)
8) My mommy wets me wick her, wick her in her nose! I know what you are finking, dat is sick! But, when you are a wittle chi wike me, you know what a wondafuwl fing it is to wike buggers!
7) My mommy buys me siwwly toys from da store. She always gets sings for me to bite on and take da eyes off of.
6) Money is no owbject for my mommy. No matter what, she wiwl buy it for me. If I tewl her I want a new special toy, she will go to da store and get it. I guess I have her twained in dat way, I am so spoiled.
5) My mommy makes my daddy buy me da goood food. I mean weawly expensive food! Dey wike me to have Blue Buffawo! It is weawllllllly good. If you are weading dis...have your mommy or daddy buy dat stuff for you, you will wuv it so much!
4) My mommy wets me cuddler her in da night time. She wikes it when I cuddle up to her and make her back all nice and warm.
3) My mommy makes me wiwly safe in da car. She puts me in my house and buckles me in! She wikes to make sure dat I am as safe as pwossible!
2) My mommy wets me sweep in her underwear! I know I know, anofer fing dat is sick, but I wuv it. I woosed to wuv it even more when I was wittle, but sometimes I still do. My Min finks it is cute, but awso kind of gwoss. But who weally cares what Min finks? She sews adult baby cwose, so whatevera Minsta!
And da number one weason I wuv my mommy is............
1) My mommy does fings for me all da time! She takes me out in da morning so dat daddy can get weady for work. She is such a good mommy! Awl of dese weason add up to nofing more den dat I wuv my mommy!
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Hi Tina Bean, Dis is Min...I din't tink your bwog was too nice abwout Min. Dere is noting wong wid makn baby cwoths for gwon peepul. You hav cwoths and Min is even going to make sum mwore for you, if you are Min's gwood gwirl. I wuv you, Min wuvs you Tina! Tell mommy to keep you out of her underware...you talk about sick???
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