How do I Wuv my Daddy? Wet me Cownt da Ways!
10) Sumtimes my daddy takes me on a walk with his daddy. I call daddy's daddy pop.
9) Dad also wikes to take me over da hill to the twack. Dat pwace is huge! Sumtimes we see a mole or sumthing. I swear I will git him one day! We chihuahuas are willy well known for aggwessive behavyore!
8) Dad wuvs to pway tug of wawr with me!
7) Dad always stops pwaying video games to pway with me! I don't even haf to ask! Unwess he haz his hedfones on! My mommy wishez she was wucky enuf to get him to stop!
7) Daddy tot me how to use apostwofees! Bof da possessive (see numba 10!) and da contwaction (see bewhoa) kind. I gess even stoopid pepul know sum tings! Fo sum weason he sayd he wil have to teech me to cownt too. Whateva dad!
6) Daddy is dum enuf to pick up my poop! I fink dat is so funny I can't stand it. He even saves it in a bag and twows it away. Imagin walkin down da woad wit a bag of dat stuff? Dat guy is cwazy sumtimes. And stoopid Ha Ha.
5) My dad wets me kiss him on da wips. I wuv dat!
4) Dad picks me up evewy day and givs me kisses! I wuv dat too!
Tanks to daddy, dis shew ting happens infweecuantwee.
And Da Numba 1 Weason I Wike my Daddy is...
Dwum Woll Paweese!
1) Becuz I wuv him tuns! Duh, what did you tink i was gowing to say, stoopid?
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