So! I just have one ting to say...what da hewl?! In case you are wondaing, my stoopid Mom just gave me a bath! How dare she? I wasn't dat stinky was I? I was at Min and Pop's house duwing da weekend and I smelled a bit wike oil, but stiwll. And I can't bewieve dat my Daddy wet ha do dat! Wittle does she know, dat next time I go to Min and Pop's, da first fing I am going to do is get diwrty. I a going to woll in so many dead fings and gwoss fings, it isn't going to be funny! I will show her, she finks she is so smart. AND... I am going to bite her if she twies to bathe me again. Wewl, pwobabwy not, but stiwl. Oh, and I bit her yesdaday mornin' when she twide to pet me when I was in my cage! So dare!!!!! I am incuwding a picture of me after my bath. In case you can't make it ouwt...dat is me wet and smewling my wet towel. I am on my pawents bed, and I just shook of da extwa watta on me! So now dey have a kind of wet bed, haha! I am sure dat I wiwl get ova dis, but for now, I am mad at dem! But I stiwl wuv my Min and Pop... and dat is for a fact!
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